1 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:38,120 Now, you be careful, Eric. The woods can be very dangerous. 2 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,590 Okay, Mom. 3 00:00:41,690 --> 00:00:46,650 - Ready to go hunting? - My Uncle Jimbo says we gotta go early. 4 00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:50,560 Right. Animals are easier to shoot in the morning. 5 00:00:50,770 --> 00:00:54,600 Here, hon. I packed you Cheesy Poofs and Happy Tarts. 6 00:00:54,810 --> 00:00:57,170 Don't worry, we'll take care of him. 7 00:00:57,340 --> 00:01:00,280 I brought my war buddy, Ned, to keep things safe. 8 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:03,940 Hello, Mrs. Cartman. How are you today? 9 00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:06,080 Use lots of bug spray... 10 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:11,280 ...and if you have to poo-poo, don't wipe with poison ivy. 11 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:12,580 That's sick! 12 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,780 It can get scary up in those woods... 13 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,600 ...but just remember, Mommy's not far away. 14 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:24,140 - Drive! Drive! - You give your mommy a kissy. 15 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:27,280 Drive the car, damn it! Drive! 16 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:32,690 - Don't get scared, Cartman. - Shut up! I'm not scared of nothing! 17 00:01:32,890 --> 00:01:35,360 Maybe your mom can give me a kiss too. 18 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,960 That's disgusting! 19 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,690 - You piece of crap, I'll kill you! - That's the spirit! 20 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:47,170 Let's get that testosterone flowing. 21 00:01:47,370 --> 00:01:50,200 Boys, I need to get serious for a minute. 22 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:54,780 I want you to understand a few basic rules of hunting. 23 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:58,640 Don't ever walk with your gun unless the safety's on. 24 00:01:58,850 --> 00:02:00,940 Don't shoot anything human. 25 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:04,180 Never spill your beer in the bullet chamber. 26 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:07,250 - Uncle Jimbo, we don't drink beer. - What?! 27 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:11,480 That's right, I don't think 8-year-old kids drink beer. 28 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:13,030 Chocolate milk! 29 00:02:13,230 --> 00:02:15,960 We'll be drinking plenty on this trip. 30 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:21,260 After all, hunting sober is like fishing sober. 31 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:27,340 It will be nice to get out of the city for a while, away from civilization. 32 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,340 Here we are. 33 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:37,780 Okay, each of you young'uns take a gun, a beer and some smokes. 34 00:02:37,990 --> 00:02:40,790 Hey, I didn't get a gun! 35 00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:43,860 Sweet. This is like the gun I used in Nam. 36 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:47,890 - You weren't in Vietnam! - Were you stationed in Da Nang? 37 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:50,730 He makes stuff up. Don't believe him. 38 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:53,090 I'll blow your frigging head off! 39 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:57,140 Look out, son, that's dangerous! You'll spill your beer. 40 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:05,670 After this, my uncle will take me hunting in Africa. 41 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,510 Wow, that'd be cool! 42 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:11,150 My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa. 43 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:14,760 Look there. That's a Rocky Mountain black bear. 44 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:18,950 One of the few remaining of its kind. Isn't it beautiful? 45 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,720 My God, it's coming right for us! 46 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:27,240 It wasn't coming for us. It was just sitting! 47 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:30,610 Not so loud. Now, that's just a technicality. 48 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:32,280 - What do you mean? - See... 49 00:03:32,490 --> 00:03:35,820 ...the Democrats have passed laws trying to stop hunting. 50 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:37,550 Democrats piss me off! 51 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:42,090 They say we can't shoot certain animals unless they pose a threat. 52 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:46,630 So before we shoot, we have to say, "It's coming right for us!" 53 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:48,800 You're smart, Uncle Jimbo. 54 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,700 - Jimbo, look. - Oh, it's a deer. 55 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:56,140 Looks like about a.46-gauge, Ned. 56 00:03:56,310 --> 00:03:58,940 It's coming right for us! 57 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,580 Kick ass! 58 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:08,780 Did you see that? I was imperiled by that ferocious charging buck. 59 00:04:08,990 --> 00:04:10,720 Rabbit! Rabbit, 5:00. 60 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:14,820 Let's move! Move! 61 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:17,000 - Is this hunting? - I guess so. 62 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,390 - Dude, I'm starting to have flashbacks. - What? 63 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,760 Stand forth! Pull up flank! Look out for Charlies in trees! 64 00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:30,740 This one's yours, Stan. 65 00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:37,880 - It's coming right for us! - It's coming right for us. 66 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:44,290 - Shoot it, Stan! - I got your back, soldier. 67 00:04:45,090 --> 00:04:47,120 I can't. 68 00:04:47,290 --> 00:04:50,730 - What's wrong with you? - I don't wanna shoot it. 69 00:04:50,930 --> 00:04:54,730 What are you talking about? You're not making any sense! 70 00:04:54,930 --> 00:04:58,100 - You're hysterical! - I just don't wanna shoot it. 71 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:00,270 My nephew's a tree-hugger?! 72 00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:03,530 Hippie! Go back to Woodstock if you can't shoot. 73 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:06,210 - I can shoot you! - I can shoot you too! 74 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:09,870 - I'll kill you! - I'll fill you full of lead! 75 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:12,380 Hey, what's that? 76 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:29,740 What the heck is this? 77 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,840 Yeah, Frank? It's Randy. 78 00:05:34,050 --> 00:05:38,150 Good. Yeah, listen, the little needle's moving. 79 00:05:38,350 --> 00:05:42,220 It's going back and forth really fast. What's that mean? 80 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:46,520 Let me check. 81 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,920 Yeah, it's smoking. 82 00:05:49,670 --> 00:05:51,260 Oh, really? 83 00:05:51,470 --> 00:05:53,130 Really? 84 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:57,900 Oh, my God! A volcano! 85 00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:11,350 - My weenies won't cook. - This wood won't burn. 86 00:06:11,550 --> 00:06:15,390 Looks like we'll have to use the old Indian fire trick. 87 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:29,040 Stop, drop and roll, Ned! 88 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:37,110 Goddamn it, I just got that van! How are we supposed to get home? 89 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,650 It hurts, it hurts! 90 00:06:39,850 --> 00:06:42,750 You guys, this works pretty good right now. 91 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:49,420 Mr. Mayor, you can't stop serving Salisbury steak in our public schools. 92 00:06:49,630 --> 00:06:51,490 What's next, meatloaf? 93 00:06:51,690 --> 00:06:54,690 We are aware of your concerns, Chef, but... 94 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:58,770 - The geologist is here to see you. - My geologist? Now? 95 00:06:58,970 --> 00:07:02,100 The infection's fine. I don't need a checkup. 96 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:06,040 No, that's a gynecologist. A geologist studies the earth. 97 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,770 I know that. How dare you insult my intellect! 98 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:13,510 I went to Princeton! You get out of my office! 99 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:17,850 I'm not in your office. I'm talking to you through a speaker. 100 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:21,390 - Just send in the geometrist! - Geologist. 101 00:07:21,590 --> 00:07:25,390 - You are fired, buddy! - It's been great working for you. 102 00:07:25,590 --> 00:07:31,090 Mayor, we've got a very big problem. Mt. Evanson is about to erupt. 103 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:35,840 What does this mean to the town? 104 00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:38,980 This graph shows everything from normal to bad. 105 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,910 Right now, South Park is here. 106 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:56,930 - My God! - Mayor, some of the school children... 107 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:59,730 ...are up camping on that mountain now! 108 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:03,100 This is big! Johnson! Johnson, are you there? 109 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:06,210 You fired Johnson. I'm his replacement, Ted. 110 00:08:06,410 --> 00:08:08,880 Ted, we've got a major crisis here. 111 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:14,610 I want you to call Inside Edition, Rescue 91 1 and Entertainment Tonight. 112 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:20,120 You'd better get my stylist too. Don't worry, things are under control. 113 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:27,460 And then, Ned picked up the grenade and boom! Blasted his arm clear off! 114 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,960 We spent hours looking for that arm, but it was never found. 115 00:08:32,170 --> 00:08:36,130 Some say it's still crawling around to this day. 116 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,640 - Gotcha! - That's not scary. 117 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:45,010 - You were scared. You almost peed. - Shut up! I didn't pee! 118 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:48,020 Ned, hand me that gin. 119 00:08:49,490 --> 00:08:53,480 - You boys wanna tie one on? - No, that stuff tastes like pee. 120 00:08:53,690 --> 00:08:56,350 - Cartman's pee. - You would taste my pee! 121 00:08:56,560 --> 00:09:00,520 What's wrong with you? Can't you have a little alcohol? 122 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:04,000 Christ, look at that little bastard go! 123 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:09,500 You see that, Stan? Now, that is a dirty little bastard. 124 00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:11,870 I'm a dirty little bastard too. 125 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,570 You guys, I know a scary story. 126 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:17,680 - Shut up. You can't scare anybody. - Oh, yeah? 127 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:22,510 - Have you guys heard of Skuzzlebutt? - What butt? 128 00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:26,990 Skuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain... 129 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,250 ...and kills anybody who climbs to the top. 130 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:33,920 - Why? - Because it loves the taste of blood... 131 00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:37,430 ...and likes to add pieces to its deformed body. 132 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,630 Deformed how? 133 00:09:39,810 --> 00:09:43,180 On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has... 134 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,450 - A hook! - A knife! 135 00:09:45,620 --> 00:09:50,060 No, a piece of celery. Yes, and he walks with a limp. 136 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:54,090 One of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be... 137 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:57,160 ...there's nothing but Patrick Duffy. 138 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:01,300 Patrick Duffy?! Damn it, that's not scary! 139 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,670 What do you mean? Have you seen Step by Step? 140 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:09,500 He lives alone on this mountain and weaves baskets and other crafts. 141 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:14,980 They say that on quiet nights, you can hear him weaving his baskets. 142 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:21,250 - You suck at telling scary stories! - Give me that flashlight. 143 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:27,790 - What is that? - Maybe it's Skuzzlebutt coming for us. 144 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,260 It might be. 145 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:32,300 I hope he doesn't cut me with his celery. 146 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:35,830 Screw you guys! Go to hell! 147 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:41,740 Ned, why don't you whip out the old cancer kazoo? Let's do a little song. 148 00:11:06,340 --> 00:11:08,740 They don't think Skuzzlebutt's scary? 149 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:12,240 Let's see how they like it when they see Skuzzlebutt! 150 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,070 I'll scare them tomorrow. 151 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,450 - Stan. Stan, wake up! - What, dude? 152 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:31,130 I think something took Cartman away. 153 00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:34,350 - Where's my uncle and Ned? - Fishing with Kenny. 154 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,790 Kenny? But this is supposed to be my camping trip. 155 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,490 Why do they like Kenny so much? Doesn't he like me? 156 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:45,830 - Stan, you wanna know what I think? - What? 157 00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:51,950 What a beautiful morning for fishing. There's a fish! 158 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,650 Got it. 159 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,500 Great instincts. 160 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,830 Uncle Jimbo, Cartman's missing! 161 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,530 - Who? The fat kid? - Yeah. 162 00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:08,640 Oh, hell. I guess we better go look for him. 163 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:12,900 Ned, we gotta cut it short. Fire out the 1 2-20! 164 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:20,050 That's about the limit for our fishing permit. 165 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:24,450 Oh, man, it smells like dead fish here. 166 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,590 Oh, man, that is nasty. 167 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:31,320 I've never seen a kid as cool as you, Kenny. 168 00:12:31,530 --> 00:12:35,060 I'm making you my honorary nephew. 169 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:41,340 People of South Park are humble and friendly. 170 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:45,140 But now, hot lava will engulf them... 171 00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:50,650 ...and end their miserable lives with excruciatingly painful, burning agony. 172 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:53,810 Hey, I'm on TV! I'm on TV! 173 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:57,460 What are you doing to prepare for this catastrophe? 174 00:12:57,660 --> 00:13:01,560 All we know right now is that some of our children... 175 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:06,560 ...are camping on that mountain and... I'm sorry, can I start over? 176 00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:10,360 You can edit this, right? Ready? Three, two, one. 177 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:12,230 All we know right now... 178 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:16,130 ...is some of our children are camping on that mountain. 179 00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:18,970 We can't do anything until we get them! 180 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:24,010 Okay, people, let's go get those kids! 181 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,880 Everybody, you gotta help the children! 182 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:33,010 He couldn't have gone far, unless something drug him off. 183 00:13:33,190 --> 00:13:36,680 There's not many animals out today, Jimbo. 184 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:41,300 Yeah, it's almost like something funny's going on. 185 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:47,600 - Ned, what'd you have for breakfast? - I don't know. I've got some bad gas. 186 00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:50,000 Wait, there's a ram! 187 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,550 It's coming right for us! 188 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,850 Nice shooting, Kenny! 189 00:13:57,030 --> 00:13:59,930 - Here, you need a bigger gun. - Look! 190 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:03,890 I am Skuzzlebutt, lord of the mountains! 191 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,260 Behold my Patrick Duffy leg! 192 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:10,170 - What is it? - Skuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying. 193 00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:13,240 We can make a mint killing this thing. 194 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,000 We'll be on the cover of Guns and Ammo. 195 00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:18,650 This calls for some HJ-1 4. 196 00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:21,580 Those guys are totally scared. 197 00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:25,180 Fire in the hole! 198 00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:27,910 Holy crap! 199 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:33,620 - Damn, I think I missed. - What is wrong with you people?! 200 00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:37,420 - Come on, let's move! Move! - Wait, wait! 201 00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:40,100 Is it on? Okay. 202 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:43,240 People, form groups and search the mountain. 203 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,240 Report back here every hour, you got that? 204 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,380 - Mayor, I might have an idea. - What? 205 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:54,040 If we can dig a large trench, we can divert the lava into a canyon. 206 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,280 Then it would bypass South Park completely. 207 00:14:57,490 --> 00:15:00,650 - That would be good, right? - I'm pretty sure. 208 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,880 What are we waiting for? 209 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:07,190 Okay, people, change of plans. Half of you, grab shovels. 210 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,760 These look like his tracks. 211 00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:13,030 Ned, prepare some HK-1 2 and some Plasticine. 212 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:17,800 I'll bet that sucker's headed for a higher elevation... Bird! 213 00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:21,340 It can breathe better higher up. 214 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:23,670 Look, up there! 215 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,440 You guys, it's just me! 216 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:30,310 - We sure it's Skuzzlebutt? - Is there a Patrick Duffy leg? 217 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,150 I can't tell. Kill it! 218 00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:35,080 I gotta get out of this stupid costume! 219 00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:38,620 - Kenny, you take the front. - No, I can do it. 220 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:42,730 - I wanna bag that animal! - That's the spirit! Let's hunt! 221 00:15:42,930 --> 00:15:44,830 Guys, I was just kidding! 222 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:50,270 As some people try to save their town, others look for the missing people. 223 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:52,960 But all must take every precaution. 224 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:57,200 People, listen up. As we near the top of the mountain... 225 00:15:57,410 --> 00:16:01,420 ...the chances of our encountering some lava becomes great. 226 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:07,460 I have special-ordered this training film to assist us in volcano safety. 227 00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:10,970 Mr. Garrison, if you would, please. 228 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:15,430 Natural disasters can be the cause... 229 00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:19,980 ...of troubling and undesirable stress. A volcano is no exception. 230 00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:24,380 What should you do if a volcano erupts near you or your family? 231 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:27,310 Here, we see the Stevens on a picnic. 232 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,980 Suddenly, daughter hears a noise. It's a volcano. 233 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,920 Junior seems worried. But have no fear... 234 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:37,990 ...Jane learned in school what to do when a volcano erupts. 235 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,890 That's right, Jane. Duck and cover. 236 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:48,040 So, what will you do when you hear a volcano erupting? 237 00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:53,140 That's right, duck and cover. Looks like you got the idea. 238 00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:55,110 Duck and cover. 239 00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,800 Thank you, and goodbye. 240 00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:59,810 Okay, any questions? 241 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:05,290 That has got to be the most ridiculous load of pig crap I have ever seen! 242 00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:07,080 That's enough! 243 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:12,620 I'll bag Skuzzlebutt, then we'll see who's a little bastard. 244 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:15,130 Seriously, you guys! 245 00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:16,770 Kill it. Kill it! 246 00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:22,940 Come on, kill it! 247 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:28,000 - Goddamn it, I can't do it! - You pansy! Give me that gun! 248 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:33,380 - Goddamn it, don't shoot me! - What the sam hill? 249 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:36,920 I was trying to scare you. You can put the gun down now! 250 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,990 So much for the cover of Guns and Ammo. 251 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:44,220 But I think we've learned some important lessons. I think... 252 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,330 - Holy crap! - The mountain, it's blown its top! 253 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,770 Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! 254 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:06,820 - Look, the volcano! - Quick! Duck and cover! 255 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:12,260 That lava's coming right for us! 256 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,400 Oh, no, look! 257 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:19,840 What is this trench doing here?! We can't get across! 258 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:24,340 The missing children are trapped in the path of hot, nasty lava. 259 00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:28,310 God, please deliver those darling kids from... 260 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,250 Wait, wait, wait! Three, two and one. 261 00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:33,390 God, please deliver... 262 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:34,950 Help! 263 00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:46,560 Jiminy! It's the real Skuzzlebutt! 264 00:18:46,770 --> 00:18:51,210 - What? Skuzzlebutt's real? - Oh, my God, look at his leg! 265 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:53,970 Hi, kids, I'm TV's Patrick Duffy. 266 00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:56,440 Quick, Ned, shoot it! 267 00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:59,340 Oh, no, out of ammo! 268 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:05,010 - What is that thing? - That's Skuzzlebutt! 269 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:08,520 He has Patrick Duffy for a leg and weaves baskets. 270 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:13,320 This isn't happening. Everyone look away. Nothing to see here. 271 00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:16,830 Well, boys, I'm sorry I got you all killed. 272 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:28,940 He built a wicker basket! 273 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:31,240 He's saving us! 274 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:39,650 - Skuzzlebutt saved the day! - And my calculations worked. 275 00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:43,550 The lava's following the trench into the canyon. 276 00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:48,360 Where exactly does the canyon go? 277 00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:55,560 South Park is saved! 278 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:59,730 Hey, look, Kenny's okay! 279 00:20:00,210 --> 00:20:05,370 Now these humble people can rejoice and celebrate their victory over nature. 280 00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:08,310 I'm getting word that the school's chef... 281 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,980 ...wants to sing a song about this struggle of humanity. 282 00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:29,240 What do you have to say about this outcome? 283 00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:35,440 Well, we owe everything to this friendly yet misunderstood creature. 284 00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:39,890 - Thank you, Skuzzlebutt. - Friend. 285 00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:42,530 Oh, how sweet! 286 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,590 I did it! I killed something! 287 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,600 - What has he done? - Turn off the cameras! 288 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,290 That was easy. 289 00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:56,340 No! Why, God, why?! 290 00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,600 You shouldn't have done that! 291 00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:00,780 - Why? - Make up your mind, dude. 292 00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:04,310 Some things you kill, some things you don't, see? 293 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,640 - No. - Only now in this late hour... 294 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:13,220 ...do I see the folly of guns. I'll never use a gun again. 295 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,220 I wanted you to be proud of me, like Kenny. 296 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:25,390 But Kenny's dead now. You're always gonna be my nephew. 297 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,870 You just can't kill anything. 298 00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:31,170 - You understand? - I don't understand hunting. 299 00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:36,280 - It's stupid. Let's go watch cartoons. - Yeah, cartoons kick ass.